FOUR IN 1/2

The title came form the idea that 4 things grabbed my attention to write about in one day….actually in half of a day…its still 2:00 pm here…..

 1 – Amjad is a happy camper…..I got my tax return; and its way more that i was expecting it to be….so im in a very gooooood moooooood

moments after that I realized that :

 2 – My car got towed away…I parked in a place where I’m not supposed to park; I had to call the towing companies..they couldn’t find it…..I called the police department so they told me we can’t help you until you get us the car’s plate number……I didn’t get them the car plate number because I don’t know it its with my brother Maher…and I didn’t want to tell maher because he always get mad and gets pissed off…..(but then i had to….and then i got the plate number form my brother CALMLY and found out where the car was taken to)….moved my ass there….took an hour and a half form my working day…and paid elleee fee el naseeeb…..

 3 – I’m sure that My brother Maher is taking “ANGER MANAGEMENT” classes………like seriously…he used to get mad on small tiny things……lately hes beeen really good in controlling his temper…….but when i told him about the car…….he reallly took it calmly…helped me out….and issue done…..I’m like what the hekkk :s thats it? goood job maher with controling your anger..your doing really really well……(if your reading)…..i know there aint no classes attended..im jk’ing

4 – When am back to work…in the elevator….me and another lady…in her 40’s maybe……we heard a sound that felt like an electric fuse…..she panniced…oh my god..oh my god..what is this…..so we looked up….it was a bee….dancing around the surface of  bulb’s light………so im thinking “hamdellah….its no fuse..so the lady would zipp her mouth”..oh well…….the beee made it worse…..the lady unleashed her “girly” side…….and she started screaming and hiding behind my back…..jumpinggg…….i thought it was annoying….ok and funny if there was a 3rd person accompanying us…….untill she went out to her floor…..

 So thats been half a day filled with surprises so far…….cant wait till i hit the bed and know whats still to come!!!

Monti Monti Monti…..

Here I am, fulfilling a promise I made; to write a post on how amazing my trip to Montreal was.

They say heaven without people can’t be entered;  the same with monti; the difference is montreal is not a heaven; but being around monti’s WONDERFUL people is more than that.

For some reason it feels that they appreciate life more than others; seeing them all together putting smiles on each others; can do nothing but to place a smile on me and a big laugh inside of me.

I heard a saying on radio on my way to work this morning, and here where it fits…….to all my Monti people…..

 ”Happiness is like a perfume, you can’t pour it on some1 without spilling it on yourself”

Ibrahim, Fo2ad,Ramez,abu skheikhaaa,3abood,khaled……..thanks for the memories GUYSSSS………

and the AMAZING AMAZING gurls creww…Doraaa,Sandraaaa, Sherryyyyyy, Tamara, Pascale, and my homegirll…TAMAAR (It was real nice meeting you, and looking forward to run into you in cali)………I told Tamaar the other day that we share a common group of good people…..fa yalla 3eeeesho..

P.S : If I forgot to mention some1, please please remind me and i’ll edit the post :$

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TMX Elmo

hahahahahaa……”you did it again”……

 At LAST I MANAGED TO BUY Tickle ME elmo…….it had been sold out since ever!!!!!!

 The best thing you can ever add to your collection……i played him on the table…….and i was GONE!!!

 amjad is a happy camper this weeeekend

Didn’t snap those? Snap these…….

I just turned 25……..(Don’t feel bad if you didn’t wish me a happy one, I my self suck in remembering others’)

Trying to look back on which moments of my life i could remember………

Lots and lots……

Working hard to remember more?

Lots and lots…….

The harder I try? The more I get…….

And no matter how much time I put trying to remember more…….I realized that I can’t get them all…..impossible…….

So If your phone Doesn’t have a good camera in it……If it can’t hold many…Be sure to have a camera in your bag or purse, back or side pocket, glove box……..

and snap these moments that you never want to forget……make sure to save the Date……

Lalleee elloo zman msh shayefneee!!!!

 M3 eno not all of you deserve to see hal “booooz” el 7elooo.

bs fee menkom bestahalooo….fa ma bseeer azlem el jamee333 m3eee

If you need something badly…….

If you need something real baddd……….

 Let it gooo……unleash it …………………….

 If it doesn’t come back…………………………

It wasn’t yours to start with…………………

A LATE CONGRATS to a brother who i share some memories with……

(listen all..its a boring start….but it gets really exciting in the middle)

I know its veryy late……but hey, i've been out of the country for some time…so excuse me and excuse my following up on you wedding

Mabroooooooooook……Ahmad El- Assad

You truly deserve all the best in your life man…..knowing how of a good person you are from the inside, just like every member of your family is…..including me ( keeeef hayyyy?? ) 7abeeeby i earned my place in the family, msh ya3neee you had given it to me or your giving me the greeen light to say so :p

I've known you're family ever since i was in the 7th grade….13 years old…….:)

You're brother Sary is the best friend who i grew up with in that phase…..and ofcourse he had the biggest affect on me as a teenager as long as friends are concerned (i know i know i had affected u as well, maybe in a bad way..im the 1 who stopped you of readin aaah saryyy? ) …..

We used to compete in mna2arah o n2eeer….esp. Wehdat vs. Faisali…..

We used to see the same things that used to irritate us from ppl…..(shof shof keef 3amellee feeha el az3arr..el faye3..)..lol damn it saryy we used to be baddd ya zalameh..bs wallah we were always right in these things….

We used to play basket ball one on one…

We used to play tennis one on one….

We (the whole school) used to make fun of your football skills :p

We used to fight who's taller (oh well, i thinnk ur the 1 who laughed at the end)…..

We used to BONDDD TOGETHER when it comes to Ahmad vs. uss……..Once he ran after Belal on the stairs with a spray can and a lighter o mwalle3 after him fire……….(eshta2tello la belal by the way)……hal haamell belaal….

And since i mentioned You and I bonding VS. Ahmad..let me tell every1 this storyyy that i remember just as if it happened yesterday………thats how big this day was for me..and i think to Ahmad as well :p

 This is where this post gets excitingg……here it goes :

Yoom mn hal ayyaaam….we were in our school bus (ellee maktoob 3lai madraset rahbaat al wardeyyeh) because we used to share the same busses..aaah aaah ya3neee we had wardeyyeh girls with us in the buss….

el mohem…u know..keef lamma kunna bl madraseh..o haik teenagers…o e7na el zlaam..o e7na el fay3een..o ya wailo ellee e3adeena…wel 2ussas el tarmah hay..kul wa7ad feeena 3amello feeeha abu 3arab….o faye3….o beda7ek…2udam hal sabaya o 2udam ba3ad……

O the bus driver used to hate the 3 of us for some reason….dayman mrakkez his mirror on my face……"AMJAD T3AAAL OG3OD JAMBEE…3M TE3MEL EZ3AAAJ"…..

Sary : Amjad la tkoon ahbal…msh smawyeen eshy e7na…laish trod 3lai????

Amjad : LA22 KHALAS ABU NASSER..BASEETA…BAW3EDAK MA BAZ3EJ ..khalas khalas etwakkal 3la allah..

Abu nasser : akeeed?

Amjad :  aaah aaah…

The rest of the bus : ghos balo ma abrado (bsoot watee tb3an)….lol

el mohem….

wallah o ru7na mn el TARRASAN66AAA….we picked up the gurls mn el wardeyyeh b shmeisani…o marrainaa mn el orthodoxiehh (wl ja7raaat betballesh bainna o bainhom tb3an)…….o on the way to deliver us to our homes….

At that time Ahmad was Tawjihi or 11th grader….which means ana o Sary we were 9th or 10th graders….

He was enrolled in fitness 1 gym…ellleee 3nd mujame3 jaber…Fa he asked the bus driver to drop him on the way there , there was a new traffic light sawwooha (ma77al el nafak now)…..wallah o abu nasser ma kazzab khabar……so he did….

he pulled over…o Ahmad nezel mn hal bussss…..heading to the gym to work out o yel3ab 7ADEEED ….

the bus started moving…..o ahmad started walking "BL ETTEJAAH EL MU3AKES"….

o im on the window seat…my hand out of the window…..(Ahmad thinking i'm gonna say bye or hit his hand as a bye see u later)…..

BUT INSTEAD….AMJAD ZABBAL ….(mushtaqqa mn the word zbaleh)…zabbal = did a huge mistake…..

at that piece of the second..seeeing Ahmad's face infront of me…..the tape of all the hard time he gave me and Sary, all the moments he used to beat us…all the moments that Ahmad didnt stand for us instead put us in troubles in front of his parents…..all the moments where we went to the kitched to eat and figured out that he finished everything on the table…(Maybe im exaggerating….sary fix the verb iza ghalat)….all that tape played in my mind……….

So my hand stretched outside the window and TRAAAAAKHHHH!!!!!!!!!

And so I did……..

All the faces in the bus turned around 180 degreeeees in order not to miss the moment!!!! except for the bus driver..his magic mirror was moved from my face to the scene of the "KAFFF"…..

Sary in a low voice wth a smile that not him neither did i know what ir referrred to : wallak laish haik?

Amjad : msh 3aref ism3…msh ader alef wejheee attala3 3lai….shoo 3m be3mel…

Sary : 3m bed7ak….(smile ya3nee smile aaah)

Ofcourse that smile said it alllll……that smile expressed what was going to happen to US (at least thats what i thought) the next day….

And here is where the "to us" turns into "to me"…..

Amjad : Sary, bdak etsa3edneee…..

Sary : wallah ma b3raf ya amjad..ma khasneee ana!!!

Amjad : ballahhhh?

Sary : mahoo ya amjad r7 erawwe7 3l bait howweh, o r7 akoon la7alee ana….fa r7 a2ollo ma khasneeeee….

o sar….

at that moment…..It was one of the biggest thing that i did regret doing in my life lol (yes yes thats how bad it was)…..i was thinking..damn ittt..akalna hawa elyoom elleee ba3do…..

O by the way ya jama3a..Ahmad's structure is mashallah ya3nee el zalameh well built….literally he was playing 7adeeed!!!!

u know..at night time….amjad's usual phone call to Sary or vise versa…….

Ahmad picks up : amjad mar7abaaaaa keeefak….bukra bto23od jambeee bl bussss okkk???

Amjad : Ahmad??? ism3….aihhh….wain sary? lol

Amjad : Sary sary,, shoo wad3ooo? aish 7aka? shoo feee?

Sary : ma khasnee ana…..7mar enta

Amjad thinking "ma3leshh ya sa7beeeee ma3leshhhhhh" lol

Next day…..the morning comes..we enter the bus….all the way to the school….NOTHING HAPPENS…ahmad is soo quite and peacefull in the morning shift…..(im thinking waal ma32ool)!!!

So the moment we got off the bus at school..i expected Ahmad running after me (Tom & Jerry)…..neither did it happen….although i was seeing "Ostaz tayseer" our religion teacher..i was planning aroo7 atkhabba waraa 3shan yefza3leeee….

All the 7 classes went by….including the break…and me thinking….akhhh allah e3addeee hl yooom 3la khair…..

Ejeeena nrawe7….tle3na b hal bus..lissa ma 2ulna ya saterrr

Ahmad : amjad amjad..t3al jambeee….(with a smiile)….

Amjad : aaah bajee jambak….

Abu Nasser : Amjad t3al o23od 3ndee hoon..embare7 jannatnaaa….

Amjad thinking "yes3ed allah"…

Somethnig grabbed me from the back of my neck whispering "e7keeeelo ma ba3mel dajjeh o ab23od hadeee"….

guess who said that lol..aaah aaaah Ahmad…

and so i did…..

THE WICKED AHMAD WAITED UNTIL EVERY1 GOT INTO THE BUS…….o sar ellleee sarrrr…..:((

I managed to run lose at some pointsss….o fa3fata mn hoon o mn hoon with the background of the bus driver saying "bs ya walad enta weyyahh"…."AMJADDD T3AAL LA HOOON"….. "ma3lesh ma3lesh ba23od hadee abu naser" trakhhh lol…

BS AT THE END….believe me…IT WAS WORTH IT ….WALLAH IT WAS …..it's a story to tell…..and these days will never come back again…..GOD i miss those days….i misss the school days..bus days…..Sary's days…and Ahmad's days…:)

AGAIN AHMAD 7ABEEBY..ALF MABROOOK….tet-hannoo ya rabbb….ma3aztak 3ndee more than u think….a brother..can't put it in better words…….thanks for all the goood days bro…..

That was my way of delivering my congrats…….and plz deliver my congrats to your parents and the family as well….

(YES COMMENTS ARE WELCOMED FROM EVERY1 IF U WANNA MAKE FUN OF ME BEING BEATEN UP AT THAT DAY)…..

Akhoookom Amjad…