A LATE CONGRATS to a brother who i share some memories with……
(listen all..its a boring start….but it gets really exciting in the middle)
I know its veryy late……but hey, i've been out of the country for some time…so excuse me and excuse my following up on you wedding
Mabroooooooooook……Ahmad El- Assad
You truly deserve all the best in your life man…..knowing how of a good person you are from the inside, just like every member of your family is…..including me ( keeeef hayyyy?? ) 7abeeeby i earned my place in the family, msh ya3neee you had given it to me or your giving me the greeen light to say so :p
I've known you're family ever since i was in the 7th grade….13 years old…….:)
You're brother Sary is the best friend who i grew up with in that phase…..and ofcourse he had the biggest affect on me as a teenager as long as friends are concerned (i know i know i had affected u as well, maybe in a bad way..im the 1 who stopped you of readin aaah saryyy? ) …..
We used to compete in mna2arah o n2eeer….esp. Wehdat vs. Faisali…..
We used to see the same things that used to irritate us from ppl…..(shof shof keef 3amellee feeha el az3arr..el faye3..)..lol damn it saryy we used to be baddd ya zalameh..bs wallah we were always right in these things….
We used to play basket ball one on one…
We used to play tennis one on one….
We (the whole school) used to make fun of your football skills :p
We used to fight who's taller (oh well, i thinnk ur the 1 who laughed at the end)…..
We used to BONDDD TOGETHER when it comes to Ahmad vs. uss……..Once he ran after Belal on the stairs with a spray can and a lighter o mwalle3 after him fire……….(eshta2tello la belal by the way)……hal haamell belaal….
And since i mentioned You and I bonding VS. Ahmad..let me tell every1 this storyyy that i remember just as if it happened yesterday………thats how big this day was for me..and i think to Ahmad as well :p
This is where this post gets excitingg……here it goes :
Yoom mn hal ayyaaam….we were in our school bus (ellee maktoob 3lai madraset rahbaat al wardeyyeh) because we used to share the same busses..aaah aaah ya3neee we had wardeyyeh girls with us in the buss….
el mohem…u know..keef lamma kunna bl madraseh..o haik teenagers…o e7na el zlaam..o e7na el fay3een..o ya wailo ellee e3adeena…wel 2ussas el tarmah hay..kul wa7ad feeena 3amello feeeha abu 3arab….o faye3….o beda7ek…2udam hal sabaya o 2udam ba3ad……
O the bus driver used to hate the 3 of us for some reason….dayman mrakkez his mirror on my face……"AMJAD T3AAAL OG3OD JAMBEE…3M TE3MEL EZ3AAAJ"…..
Sary : Amjad la tkoon ahbal…msh smawyeen eshy e7na…laish trod 3lai????
Amjad : LA22 KHALAS ABU NASSER..BASEETA…BAW3EDAK MA BAZ3EJ ..khalas khalas etwakkal 3la allah..
Abu nasser : akeeed?
Amjad : aaah aaah…
The rest of the bus : ghos balo ma abrado (bsoot watee tb3an)….lol
el mohem….
wallah o ru7na mn el TARRASAN66AAA….we picked up the gurls mn el wardeyyeh b shmeisani…o marrainaa mn el orthodoxiehh (wl ja7raaat betballesh bainna o bainhom tb3an)…….o on the way to deliver us to our homes….
At that time Ahmad was Tawjihi or 11th grader….which means ana o Sary we were 9th or 10th graders….
He was enrolled in fitness 1 gym…ellleee 3nd mujame3 jaber…Fa he asked the bus driver to drop him on the way there , there was a new traffic light sawwooha (ma77al el nafak now)…..wallah o abu nasser ma kazzab khabar……so he did….
he pulled over…o Ahmad nezel mn hal bussss…..heading to the gym to work out o yel3ab 7ADEEED ….
the bus started moving…..o ahmad started walking "BL ETTEJAAH EL MU3AKES"….
o im on the window seat…my hand out of the window…..(Ahmad thinking i'm gonna say bye or hit his hand as a bye see u later)…..
BUT INSTEAD….AMJAD ZABBAL ….(mushtaqqa mn the word zbaleh)…zabbal = did a huge mistake…..
at that piece of the second..seeeing Ahmad's face infront of me…..the tape of all the hard time he gave me and Sary, all the moments he used to beat us…all the moments that Ahmad didnt stand for us instead put us in troubles in front of his parents…..all the moments where we went to the kitched to eat and figured out that he finished everything on the table…(Maybe im exaggerating….sary fix the verb iza ghalat)….all that tape played in my mind……….
So my hand stretched outside the window and TRAAAAAKHHHH!!!!!!!!!
And so I did……..
All the faces in the bus turned around 180 degreeeees in order not to miss the moment!!!! except for the bus driver..his magic mirror was moved from my face to the scene of the "KAFFF"…..
Sary in a low voice wth a smile that not him neither did i know what ir referrred to : wallak laish haik?
Amjad : msh 3aref ism3…msh ader alef wejheee attala3 3lai….shoo 3m be3mel…
Sary : 3m bed7ak….(smile ya3nee smile aaah)
Ofcourse that smile said it alllll……that smile expressed what was going to happen to US (at least thats what i thought) the next day….
And here is where the "to us" turns into "to me"…..
Amjad : Sary, bdak etsa3edneee…..
Sary : wallah ma b3raf ya amjad..ma khasneee ana!!!
Amjad : ballahhhh?
Sary : mahoo ya amjad r7 erawwe7 3l bait howweh, o r7 akoon la7alee ana….fa r7 a2ollo ma khasneeeee….
o sar….
at that moment…..It was one of the biggest thing that i did regret doing in my life lol (yes yes thats how bad it was)…..i was thinking..damn ittt..akalna hawa elyoom elleee ba3do…..
O by the way ya jama3a..Ahmad's structure is mashallah ya3nee el zalameh well built….literally he was playing 7adeeed!!!!
u know..at night time….amjad's usual phone call to Sary or vise versa…….
Ahmad picks up : amjad mar7abaaaaa
keeefak….bukra bto23od jambeee bl bussss okkk???
Amjad : Ahmad??? ism3….aihhh….wain sary? lol
Amjad : Sary sary,, shoo wad3ooo? aish 7aka? shoo feee?
Sary : ma khasnee ana…..7mar enta
Amjad thinking "ma3leshh ya sa7beeeee ma3leshhhhhh" lol
Next day…..the morning comes..we enter the bus….all the way to the school….NOTHING HAPPENS…ahmad is soo quite and peacefull in the morning shift…..(im thinking waal ma32ool)!!!
So the moment we got off the bus at school..i expected Ahmad running after me (Tom & Jerry)…..neither did it happen….although i was seeing "Ostaz tayseer" our religion teacher..i was planning aroo7 atkhabba waraa 3shan yefza3leeee….
All the 7 classes went by….including the break…and me thinking….akhhh allah e3addeee hl yooom 3la khair…..
Ejeeena nrawe7….tle3na b hal bus..lissa ma 2ulna ya saterrr
Ahmad : amjad amjad..t3al jambeee….(with a smiile)….
Amjad : aaah bajee jambak….
Abu Nasser : Amjad t3al o23od 3ndee hoon..embare7 jannatnaaa….
Amjad thinking "yes3ed allah"…
Somethnig grabbed me from the back of my neck whispering "e7keeeelo ma ba3mel dajjeh o ab23od hadeee"….
guess who said that lol..aaah aaaah Ahmad…
and so i did…..
THE WICKED AHMAD WAITED UNTIL EVERY1 GOT INTO THE BUS…….o sar ellleee sarrrr…..:((
I managed to run lose at some pointsss….o fa3fata mn hoon o mn hoon with the background of the bus driver saying "bs ya walad enta weyyahh"…."AMJADDD T3AAL LA HOOON"….. "ma3lesh ma3lesh ba23od hadee abu naser" trakhhh lol…
BS AT THE END….believe me…IT WAS WORTH IT ….WALLAH IT WAS …..it's a story to tell…..and these days will never come back again…..GOD i miss those days….i misss the school days..bus days…..Sary's days…and Ahmad's days…:)
AGAIN AHMAD 7ABEEBY..ALF MABROOOK….tet-hannoo ya rabbb….ma3aztak 3ndee more than u think….a brother..can't put it in better words…….thanks for all the goood days bro…..
That was my way of delivering my congrats…….and plz deliver my congrats to your parents and the family as well….
(YES COMMENTS ARE WELCOMED FROM EVERY1 IF U WANNA MAKE FUN OF ME BEING BEATEN UP AT THAT DAY)…..
Akhoookom Amjad…

Since no one was able to read the whole post until the end and then put a comment saying “yes we all love Sary” or sth like that, I think it’s up to me to do this
First of all, yes it’s me. The amazing flying Sary….
Amjad… abu shreek… u said it all… MEMOIRES MON AMI!!!
and you know what.. it’s been going on for 24 years now.. the same thing.. me hiding and sneeking up on Ahmad.. hitting him my first and last hit.. then tyhe camrera moves to the second scene with him dragging me from my legs all over the house with my back on the floor….. you know how the same that happens when Tom (as in Tom & Jerry) scratches his back on the street after falling from a car and small flames come out of him… gladly now he’s moved out.. and even if sth happens at Ahmad’s home between us, he has no carpets on the floor…
You forgot mentioning that I used to beat you in BasketBall and Tennis all the time
and you forgot to mention how much we got scared when we were walking up the hill to my home and then we saw this dog a bit far from us… and we froze in our places for 10 minutes..then when finally we had the guts to continue moving, it turned out to be a sheep !!!
Talking about Faisaly and Wehdat.. yesterday – finally – for the 1st time in 22 years, a new team won the Jordanian football league … shabaab el ordon team.. mabroook ya shabaab… nice change. Now Faisali and Wehdat supporters can team up together and beat those nasty “shabab el ordon” supporters…
You also forgot to mention that your house’s karage was a playground for all kinds of sports… basketball…football .. reesheh… volleyball… tennis… mesh dayel ghair swimming
Maan too many memories… I think I’ll need to write a post on this issue on my blog soon… can’t put it in a comment..
and of course, the long lastng reputation that I’m the only person that your father ever liked from your school friends
was enough to make everyone hate me.. you know: I’m “loveavble”
and I won’t forget how nice it felt when they used to kick you out of nadi el sayyaraat because you’re not a member
and I would make fun of you..
and of course we can’t forget how amusing and enchanting you were trying to spell out French words in the French lesson… and then the teacher would get maad at you..
I sent the link to this post to Ahmad.. he was v. thrilled to read it… I think you’ll get beaten up one more time when you come just to refresh your memory of the feeling
no really he loved it…
Amjad… mon ami… can’t say any more…
memory no work… no can write madam… me go … you remember…
Really one nice post… really.
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Salam brother…
Ton frere (ya3ni akhook ya la6kha)
Amjjaaaad delete the first comment because it’s not complete… just keep the second one… shokraaaaaan… If i’m lucky enough, you’ll see this before anyone else man3an lel fadaye7
ya fa67al bardo delete the small comments… (ya3ni this one and the one before it).. just keep one comment from me… the long one…
loooooooooooooooool…
That is THE (betashdeed el the) longest post i have ever read in my life!!!
Zaman 3an ayamak abu el majd… and your stupid 7arakat (If you’re lucky enough to catch Sary’s 2nd and 3rd comments, you’ll see what I’m talking about)
Hey Amjad,
If you’re still alive, either give us a sign or delete your blog .. I don’t want to keep checking it forever…
Anyone reading this and has access to Amjad… PLZZZ tell him…
Amjad my BRO w sharafi i was about to cry when i read my name on your post!!!
there is nothing much to tell. But WHERE THE FUCK WAS YOU MAN?? i needed u so badly !!! u know i was fucked up and am already lost my mind but reading my name on your post make feel alive again !! SARY AMJAD BILAL SARY AMJAD BILAL SARY AMJAD BILAL i used to hear these 3 names together all the time since 1996… man all am asking another crazy adventure just the three of us like the old days !!! i dedicate this song for you its for DJ Kuffdam and Plant (yil3an 3eny shu faye3)
….Where are the ones we used to love
….Where are the people who seem the same as me
….never changing how we feel
….as time was always slowly drift apart
….i wonder how things would be
….if u all had stayed around
….i c u passin through my life …..
i cant go on
best regards Bilal Saudi
الدليل الشامل للمدونات العربية
سياسة ، اقتصاد ، ثقافة ، حوار ،
أدب ، شعر ، فن والمزيد
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